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| | Hopefully a joke that hasn't been done on CT before. |
| created @ 01/27/2007 05:52 pm |
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A salesman breaks down in farm country one night. He walks to the first farmhouse he sees, knocks on the door, and asks the farmer if he can have a place to stay for the night. Now the farmer has two stunningly beautiful daughters, named Nelly and Venus, so he doesn't want the guy in the house but at the same time, wants to help him out. He points to the nearest field and tells the salesman that he can sleep in the old car. The salesman goes to check out the car and finds that the roof is intact and the windows are all in place. Tired, he thanks the farmer and bunks down for the night. A few minutes after midnight one of the daughters crawls in the car and just ravishes him. He thinks that's pretty all right and goes back to sleep. A few hours later, here comes the other daughter who proceeds to do the same thing. Really tired and happy now, he drifts right off. The next day he gets his car repaired and goes home. A few months later he gets a letter from the farmer. It reads:
Are you the one that did the pushin' on the cushion and left the footprints on the dashboard? Since you were with my Nelly, we've had problems with her belly. Don't you think you ought to come around?
The salesman thinks for a bit and sends back this reply:
Yes, I'm the one that did the pushin' on the cushion and left the footprints on the dashboard. But since I was with your Venus, I've had problems with my penis. Don't you think we're 50-50 all around? |
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