A woman in a northeast Pennsylvania art gallery is staring at an exquisite painting entitled Home for Lunch. It depicts three very naked black men sitting on a park bench with their penises in plain view. But while all the men are black, the one in the middle has a pink penis.
"Excuse me," the woman says to the exhibit's curator. "I am curious about this painting of three African-Americans. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?"
"I`m afraid you`ve misinterpreted the painting," says the curator. "These men are not African-American; they`re coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went`home for lunch.` "
