News Correspondent:
Why did you flee from the police and start a dangerous car chase that caused multiple wrecks along the I-9 freeway?
Prisoner:
Well you see ma’am, my buddy and me were talking and he runs a towing company. He said business had been really slow lately. He told me if I could wreck at least 15 cars he could get me free room and board, 3 free meals a day, and I wouldn’t have to work another day in my life.
