I like lots of junk. Music, Movies, Travel. I like making scenes, causing a ruckus, embarrasing everyone besides myself, burning the midnight oil, disbelieving in organized religion, making points, doing the "wang chung", scaring the baby jesus, making fun of hippies, never getting offended, accepting things for how they are, impressing people, being charasmatic, making friends, earning respect, doing things that take my mind off of how much life can suck, staying up till 3AM, sleeping in, bowling, golf, good beer, good friends, the female body, following my own rules, learning, going to school, watching the Food Channel and the Travel Channel, not worrying, not thinking, having a good beer buzz, being comfortably numb, being incredibly excited, adrenaline thrills, gambling, being good at things that I enjoy, always planning my retirement, seeing everything there is in this world worth seeing... even the things that probably aren't worth seeing like the worlds biggest ball of yarn, being interesting, being spontaneous, and doing everything I can possibly do to keep life interesting and never having any regrests, stand up comedy. "If I'm not inspired, then I'm bored as hell. I have to be doing something creative, or listen to somebody being creative, or watching somebody be creative. If not, I just have to be completely drunk".