Prince Albert's blog: "Heaven and Hell"

Work with me on this one..

OK...

Here's how it all went down...

See in this life we are...well ill save that for another blog...

OK..

Seriously...kind of,

I would like to say for the record, I believe in god and all that fun stuff, but just for kicks I thought of the beginning of time, evolution, religion, heaven and hell and I was thinking...

how far off would this thought be...

OK.

We have God, and we have the Devil.

my thoughts were,

God is a man,

the Devil is a woman.

See they lived happily together in harmony till Ms.God started complaining about who knows what, all the power in the world, everything handed to her on a silver platter...at home doing what gods do...and probably pissing and moaning about Gods "complex"...or just your typical stirr crazy situation...

Maybe complaining about how he never has time for her, always up, taking care of everyone elses needs but hers...

So God was like..."Don't make me curse you woman, I am God...you will obey me! I am needed in this world WE created...I have responsibilities..unlike you, "

and Ms. God was not surprised by her husbands ego, cause her friends had told her she needs to be more independent, and start thinking about how God's power trips and "complex" was destroying her personality, and so on...

Without a thought more, she became furious with god, and demanded individuality, equality, and independence...

Now we all know that wasn't going to fly...

So God was like..."I will not stand for this kind of insubordination, your disobedience is unlawful and unjust, I am your god, and you will obey, or you must leave. I am to good for ultimatums, so I will leave you with this, If you believe your enslaved by me and liberated by your antagonistic side-kicks you call friends, so be it.

I may be your god and husband for eternity but I will not have opposition in heaven, you can stay, or be on your way.

So like every intimidated woman does, that has the wonderful help of her friends, or mother...ahhh...forgot to mention her...what would this story be without good old mother-in-law...oh yea trying to keep it peaceful...ill try my best...

forget mother-in-law...this story would never end...OK..moving on...

So Ms.God and God split, she starts dating like that night, partying having a good ole' time being single, drinking and smoking pot with her friends...

Meanwhile Gods taking care of business as usual, never once thinking of another woman...

Ms. God gets a little tipsy, loosens up a bit, has sex..

oh no...

God of course finds out immediately, and then all hell brakes loose...

God is not jealous, however he does like loyalty, and honesty, neither of which Ms.God was prepared to bring to the table, and of course not even an explanation. conditioned by her friends, she needs not answer to anyone, she is Ms.God. Equality, Individuality, Independence...

and then god cursed...

cursed her and all her friends, and anyone who took her side...

and damned them, to hell.

So Ms.God was furious, and retaliated, the battle took years to dissipate, and she ended up having a good lawyer and got half, he got the north half, she got the south half. thus heaven and hell co-existed...the animosity grew with time, the more attitude Ms.God gave the more reluctant God was to acknowledging her existence...

What woman likes to be ignored... this obviously made matters worse, so all the powers of a god, and a mind of a pissed off woman, created a devil, that would for ever use us as pawns in her spat of rage, trying to take what was once hers back, doing whatever she can, every which way, to ruin Gods creation

I don't think that could be far from the truth...if there was truth to any of that.

either way...

God is a man

the Devil is a woman

Tell the story what ever way you want but it certainly would explain allot.

think about it the devil was supposedly a fallen angel....

God wouldn't let that happen...unless it was his wife, opposing him.

See the wife thing works cause he would ultimately have no control over that.

Make perfect sense.

I'm going to make a movie out of this...with a little help it could be a hit.

*this is just a story...in no way shape or form is this intended to alter the thoughts and perceptions of religion, it is solely intended for humor and derived out of boredom. I do not believe this is how it happened nor believe anyone will believe it either. please do not put to much thought into it, unless of course you want to talk about movie rights...but please feel free to comment, or add your own little twist to the story. I would greatly appreciate it.