In the style of Michael Buffer--Boxing Ring Announcer--
- The following event is scheduled for 2 days, and is for the Working person's Championship Of The World. In this corner, he/she is undefeated, with 0 complaining and 0 recognition, they hail from ALL AROUND THE WORLD! and are indeed Undisputed Champions!.... Pimpnotic's fu-fam!.... And in this corner, with a record of 80%-151% proof (and that's all you need to know) with several well worth it knockdowns *smirks*.....The #1 contender, Jose Cuervo-Daniels-Beam-Smirrinoff....Jr.... Now, for the 1000's in attendance tonight. and the millions across the internet world....Ladies & Gentleman.....LET'S GET READY TO STUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!! Enjoy your weekend fufam, and do party hard, yet responsibly ♥
