Ok so i said it happy thanksgiving one of the biggest scams in American history.......Yea Yea i know what ur thinking hey we celebrate thanksgiving to celebrate the bond between native Americans and the English that came over here to be free. I say bullshit, the only reason why thanksgiving is celebrated is so that we can sit around stuff our fat faces with some of the most fatting food that u can get this year, watch football, and argue with all the family members that u dont like, and the whole time your sitting there thinking to urself " what the fuck am i doing here, and where the hell is the beer?" Thanksgiving is a holiday that the grocery stores love because the average American eats 13 pounds of turkey on thanksgiving, and they wonder y America is the most obese country in the world. So that meens that the grocery stores make billions every year at this time. So if they make billions i believe that they give terrorist like half that money, so r grocery stores the biggest supports in terroism? No you are, yep sorry to say it but thats the case. Dont worry tho i the most amazing genius in the world has found the solution to terrorism, "stop buying turkey for thanksgiving". Thats right i thought of that, dont be jealous of my superior intellect its ok. So this time next year when u go to pick up that turkey remember that u just picked up a terrorist product and the price u pay is going towards a nuke, guns, or barracks. So save the blahh blahh blahhhhh, because like i always say if u do what i say ur screwed and if u do what i do your probably screwed to.
