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jEn's blog: "Happy Hump Day!!!!"

created on 10/18/2006  |  http://fubar.com/happy-hump-day/b15063
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you want...it's all about preference...but for future info it's easier to make us cum w/our lips spread. So you have easier access to our clit.) Now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circular motion...slowly...DON'T FUCKIN STOP...the KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to our breathing...use this as feedback...and react w/your tongue accordingly...you want our breathing to be steady...at a steady pace...kinda like a clock (tick tock tick tock)...it may sound lame but we should be breathing on beat...not MOANING...breathing...listen to our breathing...listen to our moans when we're on the phone with you or something...now the key is DON'T FUCKIN STOP (I emphasize this cause it's important. If you do the STOP GO STOP GO thing you're not gonna get anywhere) DON'T FUCKIN STOP even if it's to pick a hair (which I don't have any...lol) outta your mouth...hold your rhythm circle the clit...increase speed gradually...once you've got the speed up a bit...and our breathing is telling you that you're on target...use more of the tip of your tongue and move it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work your way into it flicking it back and forth like a punching bag...I think you should get the idea...but it's like vibrating your tongue not swaying it back and forth like a fuckin wrecking ball...slappin our clit as you swoosh by...if you can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds...we'll cum...well most of the time if we're stubborn and won't cum then get a finger or two up inside and hook your fingers ... and kind of "scratch" "scrape" "tickle" "massage" our Gspot...which feels like a lil sponge it's on the ceiling of our pussy...inside and up top...about an inch in...consider your fingers holding the harmony while your tongue works the melody and we'll cum before you know it. Good ... you should've succeded by now...now the worst thing you can do is STOP...DON'T FUCKIN STOP KEEP FUCKIN GOIN...this is where it gets good...if you ignore our pants and gestures for you to stop...and you keep goin like we haven't came (we'll want you to stop cause we're sensitive) anyway after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity will fade and about a minute later...yes I said a MINUTE...we'll cum again...so do it again and again and again until we say "You're the FUCKIN man"....lol. The only way to know you did a good job is by getting served seconds and thirds and fourths and fifths. GIRLS....if you want your pussy licked like this then repost saying THIS IS HOW I WANT MY PUSSY LICKED Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting THIS IS THE GSPOT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED INSTRUCTIONS!!!! GUYS...if you can lick pussy like this then call me...lol j/k ...
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