So last night I was hangin' out at my bar, and some random guy comes up to me before he left, and all he said to me was, "You're hot!" I smiled and laughed and thanked him, and then he left.
A couple of hours later, some other random dude walks up to me and says, "You know, you have the most incredible ass. I'm sorry – I just had to tell you that." Hahahaha!!!! I appreciate the compliments, I really do… but do you have to be so blunt about it, guys? Seriously, you could come off a little less rude, and still get your point across. ;-)