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From New Orleans, LA·
Invited by: PuNkGuRrL·
Joined on April 28, 2007
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Born on September 22nd
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I have a crush on someone!
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Hi there,
I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Terry, I live in New Orleans, La, (Vieux Carr'e) I'm well educated, play the bagpipes, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that from the pictures I've posted up - I'm generally caring and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!
You should:
* be 30 to 55 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles; * that have larger than average breasts; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.
All the best,
Terry
ps This advert is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.
pss: In reality I'm a pretty normal guy. I blew in with Hurricane Katrina as a first responder and supervised all of the field kitchens in the New Orleans area for the American Red Cross as a volunteer during their 8 month Disaster Relief Operation. But I couldn't just leave the City I came to love so I stayed. Now I'm a construction supervisor for Habitat for Humanity teaching volunteers from around the country how to build homes in the Musicians Village.
Male
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From New Orleans, LA·
Invited by: PuNkGuRrL·
Joined on April 28, 2007
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Born on September 22nd
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I have a crush on someone!
Music
Don't tell my mother I'm a bagpiper... she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse!
Greetings from Nebraska! My name is Shannonand its truly a pleasure to meet you. Thanks somuch for visiting my page and for the friendsrequest. I hope all is well and wish you a weekfull of good things to come. My respects to you.
Thank you - you are very sweet. :-) I'm sorry to say, however,I do not fit the criteria you set forth in your specification. But I do think I had a similar spec (changing gender, etc) written on my forehead for the first 16 years of my adult life...LOL