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48 Year Old · Male · From El Paso, TX · Invited by: Bitter Cynicka... · Joined on February 1, 2007 · Born on September 25th · 3 referrals joined!
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Want to know more about me? Then ask. I dont mind any questions. Im not trying to be a prick but Im not into posting alot of pics, dont need them. The one on my profile will show you what I look like. Dont like it? Go to another page.Joke:The Missing CondomsA young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?""Yeah, once or twice," he told her."You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked."Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend."Free Myspace Surveys at WishAFriend.com

48 Year Old · Male · From El Paso, TX · Invited by: Bitter Cynicka... · Joined on February 1, 2007 · Born on September 25th · 3 referrals joined!
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Im a 31 year old father of two from St Simons Island, Ga who now lives in El Paso,TX. Im here to meet new friends since all my other friends are now settled down with their wives. Which should tell you my marital status. HAPPILY DIVORCED!!! But Im not ruling out marriage in the future. I am still trying to finish school. Im not too old am I? I hope to be teaching somewhere by next year. So if you want to chat, IM me sometime. Til then cya!!!
Music
.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}Music Video:SMACK THAT (FT. EMINEM) (by Akon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Movies
Every 80's movie ever made!!! (MY GENERATION) Any Tom Hanks, Hally Berry or Harrison Ford movie. Like mostly comedy and mystery movies. Anything I can sit at home and watch without caring whether or not I should have gone out. WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS: > >Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: >"I wan'all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all > the kids to copulate me." > > >New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming >season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." > >And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own >mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To >win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." > >Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: >"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." > >Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996 : "Nobody in >football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." > >Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to >graduate on time,! no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful) > >Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up >alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, >then line up in a circle." > >Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter >Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to >prison for three years, not Princeton " (This one is clever.) > >Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a >color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to >spell my name, I can still find my clothes." > >Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of >heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in >the morning regardless of what time it is." > >Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to >Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's >expecting a baby, and I don'! t know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." >(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January) > >Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, >'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, >I don't know and I don't care." ( My favorite) > >Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told >a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're >spending too much time on one subject." > >Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob >Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye." (Dead man walkin' )
Idols
Every history hero from our past. Most notably Martin Luther King Jr., JFK, John Lennon. My sister is also a big influence in my life. She is a great aunt to my kids and a wonderful sister!!!

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