A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It was not very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly confused, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle asking, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!" asks the perplexed Officer.
"Oh! Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
