HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur-lined mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untilwell creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and coverwith nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat 4 steps 3-5Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullybefore and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.Send this to:0 people- your love life will be shit7 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
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