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> >Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
> >The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
> >I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
> >Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
> >Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
> >
> >Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
> >and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
> >up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming
> >up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
> >conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
> cuckoos
> >totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
> >
> >The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
> >"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.
> >Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo
> >clock."
> >
> >When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3
> >times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> >throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then
> >tripped over the coffee table and farted."
