Garfield remarks on the oil problem
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>A lot of folks can't understand how we came
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>to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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>Well, there's a very simple answer.
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>Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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>We just didn't know we were getting low
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>The reason for that is purely geographical.
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>Our OIL is located in
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>ALASKA
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>California
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>Coastal Florida
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>Coastal Louisiana
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>Kansas
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>Oklahoma
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>Pennsylvania
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>Texas
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>Our
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>DIPSTICKS
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>Washington, DC!!!!
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>Any Questions?