Let's see... I was born in Germany, and came here when I was 13.I'm kinda dark,and quite abrasive, but I love to deal with all kinds of people and am usually the class clown.I'm not out here looking for a quick lay,just expanding the "6 degrees of Gadget"(Kinda sounds like a "B" porno...)I WILL respond to any and all messages and such,Unless you act like a complete and utter tool. I have NO PATIENCE for morons or disrespectful fools.Other than that,I'll usually be the first guy in the room to give up my personal dignity for a quick laugh.But am equally quick to switch gears and drag a fool out the door. I belong to a Motorcycle club. If that bothers you, tough shit.Go back to whatever church you attend.Maybe your fellow sanctimonious pricks will give a shit about your crappy little opinion. Now, on to the fun stuff:I loathe without repentence, those who feel that it's necessary to piss circles around the entire world,and those who feel the world owes them something: A few examples:The Rectal Archeologist who has the chrome pair of balls hanging from the hitch of his truck, which also sports the "Fear This" sticker,and the ubiquitous "Calvin pissing on something" cartoon.He can usually be spotted at the local gas station flexing for the 14-year olds...The Quintessential "White guy in an asian car" Blasting Gangsta Rap as loud as his Pyramid system will go.He is woefully unaware that his choice in music will not prevent him from a mugging,but WILL prevent him from getting laid by anyone not in high school..He can usually be spotted anywhere where the english language is being macerated, or working in drive-through windows nationwide.The "Diva". Usually a 16-to 24 year old who drives a cutesy car with a vanity plate like "princss",bought by her last boyfriend,while on 3-way with her friends. Their names usually end with an "i" dotted with a small heart.Easily courted by the use of a shiny object like a Corvette, or clothing.Divas are especially dangerous,as they cause the above-mentioned groups to swell and attack anything near them.Can usually be found in groups at the mall or any nightclub drinking white Zinfandel which you probably bought for them...So lets review: It's OK to be hot.Yeah. we kinda like that. But if you're gonna dress like a stripper and get a fake set of boobs,Don't act like it makes you special or complain when guys stare.It's why you do it in the first place, silly.If you're a moronic,inbred alpha-male fool who looks for fights all the time, don't complain about everyone treating you like you're stupid.It's because you clearly are.And come out of that closet while you're at it.(Hey,If you like little boys with honey smeared on their butts,that's your business...) And if you're running around in your "Thugz 4 eva" jersey complaining about everyone opressing you, The only one keeping you down is YOU.Leave the real gangsters do their job, and you might be able to get out of the pick-up window...(Aaah, such high aspirations.)