biteme's blog: "Great Jokes"

Q.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q.What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy while hurdling fences.
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Q.What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A.A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A.Because it's worth it!
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A.About three inches
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Q.How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A.It's not hard
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q.Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
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