DA bad AZZ debuggz's blog: "funnies"

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, "The big sissy."

Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend. "I've got a problem," she said. "What's the matter?" he asked. "Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" "A big rooster." "All right, " Dan said. "I'll come over and take a look." The woman led Dan into her kitchen and showed him the puzzle on the table. "For Pete's sake Buffy, put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"