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October 31, 2013: Scared to death. You are getting ready to go out with your friends when trick-or-treaters ring the doorbell. You hand out the candy and all the kids leave, except for one small boy. He is dressed in a very real-looking zombie clown costume and stands there, staring at you with his mouth open, breathing slowly and heavily. Slowly, he raises his hand and points. Just as the little boy is about to speak, your friend jumps up behind you and screams, "Boo!" You are so scared you have a heart attack and die. The little boy was just pointing to your friend who was sneaking up on you! 
Beer: You're young and carefree, and you like to keep things simple. You are Beer. Your personal style is fun, easy going, smooth, and low-maintenance, just like any good beer should be.
