Jai Fm2 Sweet Dreams's blog: "From Jai"

I kind of feel like an ass.

See, I wanted to take a few days FuVacation and came up with a cute way (or so I thought) to leave.

Thursday, I changed my screen name to THE JAI ASSASSINATION CONSPIRACY.

I then played in the MuMMs, blogs, and everything else.

So when I was ready to logoff, I deleted my default and made my status "BANG!".

I was hoping to return and see comments like "I guess the conspiracy was right lolz" or something.

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Instead, I returned to alot of concerned friends, even texts asking if I was okay.

I truly am sorry folks.

But if you've never heard me say it before, I'll say it again:

I WILL NEVER FUICIDE.

I don't believe in it and think it's a slap in the face of everyone who's left me comments, love, and cool blingees.

I just needed a few days off because of dealing with FuDrama coming from every angle as well as some RL stuff that's been going on.

I may still take a couple more days off but wanted to clear things up.

So, once again I'm sorry but thank you sooooo much friends.

If you know me, you know I believe in this:

There are musicians, and there is Trent Reznor...the GOD of music.

I have been to every local NIN show since PRETTY HATE MACHINE, have all the CDs, and even an un-opened SIGNED vinyl copy of THE FRAGILE (BEST.ALBUM.EVER)

So, you can imagine my heart dropped when he said NINE INCH NAILS was dis-banding.

Of course, he's been known to take time off before but once he got married I pretty much figured he was retired.

Boy was I wrong...

Him and his wife has a new band called HOW TO DESTROY ANGELS and once again, I am blown away!!!!

Of course NIN.com is still being updated, but check out HOW TO DESTROY ANGELS' home site.

Not even getting political here. Just thought this was too funny to hide in my STASH. Enjoy...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

My Cavs lost at home in HORRIBLE fashion...

Worst home loss in the play-offs in franchise history...

God must hate Cleveland, huh?

*sigh*

But when I got home this morning from work, I clicked on the news to see this...

A house in East Cleveland had a gas explosion and LEVELED itself, as well as causing major damage to surrounding homes.

The blast was felt for MILES.

Windows everywhere were shattered...

Neighbors walked outside with bloody faces...

Know what?!?

Not ONE fatality....

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And THAT'S some good news.

Oh, that and the fact I exceeded everything on my annual performance review!!!

....except I clocked in early too many times, that makes me giggle....

Been meaning to post this for awhile.

Me and Papi have yet another bet going, and I hope to break my losing streak.

We've got 50 on who will make it the furthest in the NBA Finals.

I've got the Cavs, and Papi's got the Lakers (boooo).

If they both lose in the same round, we go with whoever has the most wins in that series.

If they're tied, then we go with EAST vs WEST (hope it doesn't come down to that).

And I have a side bet with ASB, another Lakers fan, that if the Cavs win it all she will post a pic with CAVS on her butt (y)

Finally, I have a bet with Dud on the Cleveland/Boston series for 5 million FuBucks (I think).

WITNESS!!!!

Okay, just got done watching an episode of STARGATE ATLANTIS...

If you know me, you know this is my daily routine before going to bed.

And for you BIG SG fans, it's season 4, episode "QUARANTINE"...

For all you NON fans, it's an episode where the logical astro-physics scientist guy gets locked down with his biology-loving... ummm, biologist girl he's dating...

Anyway, the base goes on LOCKDOWN mode right before he's going to propose to her.

HE freaks out because he thinks he's the only one able to save the base.

SHE does her best to calm him down and remind him of all his team partners who can do it.

HE doesn't pay attention, he's too worried saving the base as well as himself...

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Long story short, he admits he was going to propose but says it's not important now...

The last scene is him saying "Hey, we can still have dinner sometime, right?!?"

SHE says "of course..."

HE walks past the doors, and looks back before they close...

SHE says "Goodbye Rodney..."

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Uggggh, sometimes I'M too logical and shit...

I just hope I don't let the door close without her knowing...

Well, here I am watching the morning news again when a certain segment caught my attention.

Seems there's a website you can go to and pretty much hunt down anyone who is a part of any social site.

Just input their name, eMail, or phone number and BAMN...

Personal info.

Now I tried my info, and the only info that came up was wrong but I thought you folks might wanna see if your info is out there.

Supposedly you can contact the site and they'll remove your info immediately.

Spokeo.com

I've seen alot of folks call us folks who spend money here names, and I just had to say something.

If it wasn't for paying members, this site would be ALOT worse.

And if you want to use the excuse "well, you should put that money to better use".

Ummmmm....

Is my house paid up? CHECK!

Is my cars paid for? CHECK!

Is my bills paid for? CHECK!

Food and beer in fridge? CHECK!

Hell, are my charities still being paid? CHECK!

So if I want to spend a few bucks on a web-site having fun, what business of yours is it?!?

I'm not saying paying members are better, but I don't see where we are WORSE either...

Idiots.

Earlier, I went to meet a friend for eats and drinks after she got off work.

On my way home, I pulled into a local gas-station for smokes when I saw a brand new shiny Corvette parked next to the handicap ramp SIDEWAYS using TWO parking spots.

As I pulled closer, I almost parked right behind it thus blocking it...

Now, the OLD Jai would've done it without a thought...

But now, multiple scenerios came to mind, especially the fact I had a few drinks and if the cops were called, I'd get to re-visit my ole Portage County Jail...

So instead, I pulled into a spot a few cars down.

When I looked over, I saw dude getting into his car and quickly turned off my car, grabbed my wallet, and walked over HOPING I could get behind him when pulling out....

At the angle he was, I couldn't do it BUT walked straight up to his car while it was moving and even let it hit my idle cigarette in my hand and then walked straight to the door.

I did'nt hear him say anything, and as I opened the door for some woman, I casually looked back and saw he had his windows down but was pulling out onto the main road quickly.

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I really SHOULD of parked behind him.