Over 16,534,569 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Buzz:
dry
Fame:
Points: 456,462,578

Stats for May 4

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 0 0

Cinco de Mayo Stats: Given

Cat Bloody Maria Cervesita Half Peso
0 0 0 0 0
55
1,518
Completed Points
38 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 611610 · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 29th · 7 referrals joined!
16
38 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 611610 · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 29th · 7 referrals joined!
16
38 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 611610 · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 29th · 7 referrals joined!
Music
i like listening to the music. i like the songs of britney spears. its pop songs. i like celine dion's medley. music makes the people come together. the type of music that i love is romantic, rock, pop, ballad, and everything that makes me feel good and comfortable whenever i feel that i like to listen to it. Ofcourse i listen to it when i like to be.

Latest Status

Activity Feed

  • Chazzsimpleladyboy
    I walked into the local malls parking lot dressed as one of Santa's Elves. Having applied to be a Santa's helper . And was on break. So this kid of about 6-7 maybe 8?  walks up and says: The sign at Santa's workshop says He won't be back till 2pm. Why are you here ? Boy You're tall for an elf! I said I'm on loan from the South Pole, that's the overflow. The kid looks at me, says well wherever you're from are you gonna pass the Puff, Puff ? I was astonished to say the least. Then on closer look I saw the whiskers this kid was sporting on his chin. Me: You're no kid!! Guy looked at me, and said Had you fooled, didn't I? I said as a Kid yes, as a Midget No. The little ass kicks me in the shin, I ceremoniously drop my blunt as I grab my ankle. He picks it up, takes a toke and The guy looks at me, and says I'm not a Midget. I'm one of Santa's Little People! WTF? lol


    3 years ago · Reply
  • active
    skelator4simpleladyboy
    welcome and have fun


    3 years ago · Reply
  • 76 rekt ty much...simpleladyboy
    rated , welcome fubar


    3 years ago · Reply
  • simpleladyboy
    Wow been awhile.and i can still login here


    3 years ago · Reply
  • simpleladyboy
    hello everyone...meow

    12 years ago · Reply
  • TEXCAJUNsimpleladyboy
    IN MY DREAMSIn my dreams moving at the speed of lighttraveling on a moon beam at nightThere's a place where everything is what it seemsI just close my eyes and there you are, in my dreamsIn my dreams there's a land that has no dimensions and knows no timeI am the ruler of this land and it will always be mine in this domain I am the king and you are my queenthis place is my kingdom here in my dreams In my dreams is a place where I will always see your faceI can love you without fear that away from me you might leanbecause I know you will always be here, in my dreamsIn my dreams there's nothing I can't doyour fantasies are mine and mine are for youwhen I'm with you I know my eyes have a gleambecause you make all my fantasies come true, in my dreamsIn my dreams for you I can fightwhether I'm wrong or whether I'm righteven if what I'm doing is a sin or so it seemsI will always win, in my dreamsIn my dreams I can be your man of the hourI can slay the dragon and free you from the toweranytime and anywhere for you I can plot and schemeit doesn't matter if it's day or night, in my dreamsIn my dreams I can take care of your every need that could ever bebecause I know that here in my kingdom you will forever be with meI want to take away all your pain so your love I will redeem I know, no matter what happens you will always be here, in my dreamsI know when I awake you'll be gonebut that's OK because it won't be longAll I have to do is close my eyes and ride down that moon beamand there you'll be waiting for me, in my dreamsSTANLEY HENDRIX(I'm just sharing my poems) I have more poems in my blog (Please Fan Me)

    15 years ago · Reply
  • redttopmaro95simpleladyboy
    Haha Thanks babe and you're most welcome also

    16 years ago · Reply
  • redttopmaro95simpleladyboy
    Thanks for tha luv babe. You're hot

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Guitarisimpleladyboy
    Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
    Copy this code to your website to display this banner!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ simpleladyboy

    Very Sexy Comments & Graphics

    Hi I rated you a 10 Please feel free to do the same for me ( Please fan me, add me, rate me ) Thank you in advance and have a great day

    16 years ago · Reply
  • 16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ simpleladyboy
    welcome to fubar

    16 years ago · Reply
Activity Stats
Profiles
Liked
Profiles
Rated
Blasts
Liked
Photos
Liked
0000
This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 0.4991 seconds on machine '195'.