A MAN RIDING HIS HARLEY ALONG A CALIFORNIA BEACH WHEN SUDDENLY THE SKY CLOUDED ABOVE HIS HEAD AND, IN A BOOMING VOICE, THE LORD SAID,"BECAUSE YOU HAVE TRIED TO BE FAITHFUL TO ME IN ALL WAYS, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH." THE BIKER PULLED OVER AND SAID,"BUILD A BRIDGE TO HAWAII SO I CAN RIDE OVER ANYTIME I WANT." THE LORD SAID,"YOUR REQUEST IS MATERIALISTIC,THINK OF THE ENORMOUS CHALLENES FOR THAT UNDERTAKING: THE SUPPORTS REQUIRED REACHING THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC AND OF THE CONCRETE AND STEEL IT WOULD TAKE! IT WILL NEARLY EXHAUST SEVERAL NATURAL RESOURCES. I CAN DO IT,BUT IT IS HARD FOR ME TO JUSTIFY YOUR DESIRE FOR WORLDLY THINGS,TAKE SOME MORE TIME ADN THINK OF SOMETHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP MANKIND."THE BIKER THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A LONG TIME AND FINALLY,HE SAID,"LORD,I WISH THAT I AND ALL MEN COULD UNDERSTAND WOMEN. I WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FEELS INSIDE,WHAT SHE IS THINKING WHEN SHE GIVES ME THE SILENT TREATMENT,WHY SHE CRIES,WHAT SHE MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING'S WRONG, AND HOW I CAN MAKE A WOMAN TRUELY HAPPY." TEH LORD REPLIED,"YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE?"
