I'm using myspace as my serious blog (www.myspace.com/simian42) but sometimes I'll hear jokes and stuff that I'd like to pass on, and being that myspace is kind of weird about content, I'm going to post that stuff here.
That being said, I just read this:
Hung Chow
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house."
ROFLMAO!!!
