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Firefighter Pick Up Lines

Firefighter Pick-Up Lines 1. Fireman have the longest hoses (I know, I know) 2. Want to see my tool? 3. It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck 4. Wanna slide down my pole? 5. Can I hit your hydrant? 6. I could make you scream louder than the siren. 7 . Your hosebed or mine? 8 . Bet we could fit 2 in those bunkers. 9 . Care to see the hosebed? 10 . Firefighters are always in heat. 11 . I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
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