I rear-ended a car this morning.
So,
there we were alongside the road and slowly the other
driver got out of his
car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little
things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He
was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I
AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
which one are
you?'
And then the fight
started.....zz...