After retiring, I went to the
Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.
The woman behind the
counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age.
I looked in
my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home.
I told the woman
that I was very sorry, but I would have to
go home and come back
later
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest
is proof enough for
me'
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got
home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience
at the Social Security
office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might
have
gotten Disability, too'
And then the fight
started.....zz...
