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There's a candy bar named Milky Way....part of the universe is also called The Milky Way..sooooo, does this mean that every time we a Milky Way, does part of the universe sigh in gratitude or because it just wasn't satisfying??.....just some random thought that popped into my head and i had to let it out...Ciao :)
One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
Last night when i got home and saw bullshit in my sb again from moronic assclowns i kinda took it out on all men like i usually do. Don't really wanna use excuses but it's gotta be done. I've dealt with nothing but fuck ups, fucktards, abusers (but they got it back, i did fight back), guys thinkin woman are just here for their amusment and so on...rarely have i dealt with a nice guy except when it comes to my guy freinds...ironic...my last ex really ruined things for guys trying to get to know me and go further with me. It would end up being a novel if i started listing things..hell all my ex's were assholes with 2 exceptions...the one i lost cuz i had no control over and the second i lost cuz i fucked up...guess karma bit me in the ass hard cuz of that one...my life has been a rough one and it's molded me to be who i am.. yes i'm a bitch, sarcastic as hell, wild as fuck, and barely have any shame but i do have feelings when i let them show and i'm just soo god damn tired of bullshit and hassles i get from most guys. It seems i do have a fucktard magnet attached to me and those ones are drawn to me like firefly to a bright light...So when i said fuck it and just gonna be single fuck all men etc...I'm sorry...my guy freinds rock and i know there are some really nice guys on this site....so to my guy freinds and to the nice ones.....I AM SORRY....it's rare i say that at all...guess i better lay off the red headed sluts and smurf piss (for those who dont know they are mixed drinks/shots)...so while i'm at it...again i'm sorry....didn mean to offend the ones i might have or did offend
So soft. So warm. So wet. Warmth floods me in places I dare not say! The images in my head run rampant. I focus on one. In this instant it's all I need. All i need for my release. Explosion happening uncontrollable. Now if just only for the real thing!
