Scarlet Queen's blog: "Word of the day"

geotard A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house," does not know which direction is north, and/or points in the wrong direction when talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard." If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!