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| fat girls vs skinny girls |
created @ 06/28/2008 07:13 pm |
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Have you ever wondered why all the guys want to date the skinny girls but have affairs the fat girls??
Have you ever wondered why a guy is quick to brag about his skinny girlfriend, but keeps his fat girlfriend hush hush??
a friend once told "me fat girls are like mopeds.... fun to ride but you don't want your friends to catch you on one!!! Ain't that the truth!!"
Now, I say, Let me ask you this.....
Why does it always seem that fat girls laugh louder?? Because skinny girls fake it... they are to afraid to "snort like a pig" spit soda through their noses and ruin their perfect impression!! Fat girls have nothing to lose so why not laugh when something is really funny!!
Why does it always seem that fat girls cry harder?? Because skinny girl are too afraid that they might ruin their mascara or eyeliner.... you might think they look funny! Fat girls don't care.... we cry because we have emotions!!
Why does it always seem that fat girls make better friends and those friendships last longer?? Because we don't have the "image" to live up to. We are naturally ourselves... we don't have to lie to kick it, pretend we like things we don't... we already have fat working against us... a skinny girl loves the attention... and has to keep up the "image" of what others see her as.....
So.... You ready to ride that mo-ped or what?
So my mumm question of the day is:
Should I take offense when someone calls me fat?
Or
Blow it off because fat girls have more fun anyways!! |
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