Simran Khurana (http://quotations.about.com/cs/moviequotes/a/bl_funny_movie.htm)
Famous Funny Movie Quotes
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Funny Movie Quotes
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Funny Movie Quotes
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
The Addams Family: Funny Movie Quotes
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
Addams Family Values: Funny Movie Quotes
(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Was she in there before you baked it?
Addams Family Values: Funny Movie Quotes
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
Addams Family Values: Funny Movie Quotes
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Airplane: Funny Movie Quotes
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Animal Crackers: Funny Movie Quotes
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
Arthur: Funny Movie Quotes
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Funny Movie Quotes
As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
