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BLK GOLD's blog: "FALSE PRIDE"

created on 04/21/2009  |  http://fubar.com/false-pride/b291792

[KRS-One
False Pride]--------


A mystical teacher sat by the seaside

 
It was about five o'clock cause we heard the free ride

 
Anyway;the teacher was talking in stride

 
sitting upon a rock that was wide

 
and warning against false pride

 
"Come to where I reside!" a woman cried
and the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?"

 
"Yes," she replied, "with potato salad on the side."

 
And the teacher replied, "Well where do you reside?"

 
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far ride.

 
If you came to have dinner, I would be so gratified."

 
The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide."

 
She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you like stir-fried?"

 
She was mystified and felt so dignified

 
The teacher was coming to the house where she resides

 
So she purified with pesticides

 
Called her friends up nationwide

 
Some of her friends were tongue-tied they felt so glorified

 
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried
Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the side

   
 
You could smell the bread in the oven far and wide

 
Natural juices and water purified

 
Organic fruits brought from the countryside

 
with silver forks and knives placed side by side

   
 
You could not be dissatisfied;
    looking out the window staring at the mountainside,
    you would have died

 
6:59 she's swollen with pride
 
As the moment intensified, there's a knock from outside

   
 
She opens the door, for the teacher has arrived

   
 
But to her surprise, it was a bum who cried

"Please, I smelt the bread from outside!

 
One piece," and then she replied

 
"The teacher is coming, he's soon to have arrived.

 
You're making me look bad, come on now, step aside!"

 
The bum then replied,

 
"When I say I'm hungry I haven't lied.

 
Give me some of that chicken that you just fried."

   
 
She replied, "Chicken - fried?

 
No that's for the teacher, you're not purified"

 
Then she slammed the door and went back inside


 
Sat on the couch with the TV Guide

 
She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30;
    he still hasn't arrived

 
Eight o'clock, she's on the downside

 
Nine o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed

 
She's pissed off and her anger multiplied

 
She cried, then fell asleep dissatisfied

 
Next day she woke up, and was preoccupied

 
with meeting the mystical teacher who lied

 
Where could he hide?

 
She ran down by the seaside

   
 
He was there teaching about - false pride

 
"You lied!" she replied, "You lied!

 
You said you'd be there at seven o'clock, you    lied!"

 
He replied, "No I have not lied.

 
I came at 6:59, and you told me to move aside.

 
I asked for bread and the chicken that was fried.

   
 
And you said, that I wasn't purified."

 
She replied, "I wasn't notified!

 
I had no idea that you was the bum that cried!"

 
And the teacher sighed, then replied,
 
"This concludes our lesson on false pride."

 

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