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Kaosdevice's blog: "Machine Parts"

created on 12/06/2006  |  http://fubar.com/machine-parts/b31901

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Sometimes I find myself thinking of apocalyptic scenarios in order to avoid doing something I don't want to do. Like, say I have to go gas up my car I'll think. "You know if an extinction level asteroid collided with the earth I wouldn't have to deal with that right now." Or actively hoping for a zombie plauge in order to avoid having to drive across town and take my watch to the jewlers for repair. Then I pause and reflect, "hmm...that's a tad overkill for the situation don't you think?" At that point I just hope for a near-extinction level asteroid or small and contained zombie outbreak.
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