This is a repost of a blog I wrote on Myspace. I thought it was funny, so I decided to post it here. Feel free to leave your comments on the subject! Remember, this was written in fun, not to insult men.
Ok, I'm going to list right here everything I know about men. Here goes.........
1. Men have 3 things on their minds at any given time. Food, sleep, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
2. It is a proven fact that men think about the third item on that list at least every 7 seconds throughout the day. And they usually use the little head to do all that thinking.
3. Men feel that showing emotions and sharing their thoughts and feelings is a sign of weakness. Therefore, they keep their mouths shut.
That's just about all I know. Everything else about men is just a mystery to me. Do they want love and compassion, empathy and comfort? Or do they just want to feed their bellies, get down and dirty, and fall asleep?
I'm not saying this out of bitterness or hurt. I just want to know! So, guys......tell me if I'm wrong. What does go on in your big heads? And ladies, if you agree with me, chime in!
What are you thinking???
