Thought this was funny.
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
>the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
>speed on the long corridors.
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other
>residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
>Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a
>firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in
>her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he
>said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
>popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
>insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held
>it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared
>the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked,
>and holding
> his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Stupid Breathalyzer Test
>again.!!!"
> ( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!)
