Erotica's blog: "Eroticisms"

Drunk Dialing. It can be fun. Or it can be embarrassing. Or it can result in a restraining order.

Ambien Texting. You have read my stories. It should be avoided. Well, at least I think so. Those on the receiving end of my pics of pink parts seem to enjoy it.

But there is a new danger. It is called Sex Texting. Sex Texting happens when 2 people are getting hot and sweaty and decide to put the camera on their cell phones to good use. You know, catch a little action on film. Maybe send it to a friend.

There are a few problems with this. I mean, aside from angle, flash and focus.

First of all, it interrupts the rhythm.

Second...it makes you think about the best pose, and not concentrate on counting to 6.

Third - Yep, you guessed it. When you are distracted by the whole banging thing, you can't be sure who you are sending your pictures to.

So, there you are. Thinking you are getting freaky. Sending a picture or two (or 5) to a friend, to turn them on. Letting them in on the action. But what happens when you mis-dial? Or when you hit the wrong speed dial number?

I can tell you what happens. Either your mother writes you out of the will, or you get messages back that say "I give it a 10 for content, but a 9 for focus and lighting"

My advice? One would think I would tell you NOT to Sex Text. But no. My advice is to clean out your address book of all easily offended people, (please note, I am NOT easily offended!) and text away.

Keep in mind my pretties, only you can prevent Bad Sex Texting.

So have a great evening, grab those camera phones, and remember, Sex Text Responsibly!