84 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by:
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Joined on September 18, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 15th
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I have a
crush on someone!
Interests
The Zen of Sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3 . It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable . If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13 . Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15 . The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17 Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19 . Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving .
20 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
"Borrowed" from **Shyann wyldz~~Biker Babe**
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
*A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
*On the other hand you have different fingers.
*Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
*I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
*When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
*Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
*Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
*I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
*He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
*You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
*I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
*Honk if you love peace and quiet.
*Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
*Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
*It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
*The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
*It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
*You can't have everything....where would you put it?
*Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
*The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
*A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
*It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
*I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
*I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
*Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
" borrowed from ♥Mĭ§§£ĭ£ßĭT♥ of T.H.U.G.S. OWNER OF " ROUTE 66" (NSFW)
Movies
This stuff makes me sound really good.
I have a great deal of vitality. I am curious, imaginative and resilient. I also find pleasure in doing and thinking about all sorts of things and ideas, often at the same time. I tend to be optimistic, seeing the world as a place of adventure. I seek first-hand experiences, and when I embark on a project or expedition, you like to be organized, thorough and responsible. I am firmly grounded in reality and live in the here and now. I will stand up for my beliefs, and I have a sympathetic and spiritual side that adds warmth and depth to my being. In spite of my search for novelty, I have a genuine respect for home, family, work and community. I am conscientious and dependable, yet I occasionally surprise those whom I care for with generous presents. I generally enjoy life. I have a keen sense of humor, and because I can be broad-minded, flexible and playful.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food ...
Books: Reading is fun exercise to the mind. It is one thing to see a movie on the big screen, but to use your imagination while reading is like having your own private studio. For me books are a way to gain knowledge, go on an adventure, peek into the future or study the past. Books can be an escapism, and they fit right in your pocket too. I’ll read just about anything too, fantasy, sci-fi, historical, mystery, and sometimes even those chick-lits (sshhh, just don’t tell anyone. I read the book and saw the movie 'The Devil Wears Prada' ... prefer the book!)
Movies: Go to Netflicks and check out their listings, just to damn many to list. Bottom line I like good plots/story lines. Whether it be pauper turned hero, or something else. Just so long as it relates to what the movie is supposed to be about. Everything else is just salad dressing. Then of course you have your comic relief types and those … well if you’re not laughing, then it shouldn’t be labeled a comedy.
Music: Where do I start? Alicia Keys, Tantric, Creed, Benny Goodman, Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks, Separate Ways, LL Cool J, Aerosmith, Shinedown, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan, Dean Martin and the Rat Pack, Neil Diamond, Gwen Stefani (to include No Doubt), Staind, Mariah Carey, Theory Of A Deadman, Seether, Lady Sovereign, Abba, The Carpenters, AC/DC, Ray Charles, Body Count, Cher, and even instrumentals pieces (Bach, Mozart and company included). I could keep this going.
I did mention that Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey, and Sarah McLachlan are hotties?
I think music is an art form and a method of expression. It transcends language. Music has a way to affect our emotions way down deep inside of us. Many moons ago I was forced to take guitar lessons and hated it. Now I am waiting to get back home so I can learn to play. It can be something special to create something as beautiful as music.
Food: I see food I eat it. I love food. I enjoy trying new foods from different cultures. The kitchen is my play ground and cooking is a delight.
If you want to know about the not so good stuff, you'll have to ask until I get it up here.
Idols
THE BIKER COMMANDMENTS...Don't take any shit. Be kind to woman, children and animals, but don't take any bullshit. This is an essential part of being a biker. It has to do with respect and honor. Anyone can be a brash, quick- tempered lout. Be cool, stand tall and backup what you say with action.
Never lie, cheat or steal. Another way of saying this is to always tell the truth. Bikers are always the greasy bad guys in the movies, but every real biker knows that his word is his bond. Your word is all you have in life that is truly yours. Guard it carefully and be about something noble, for you are a true knight of the road.
Don't snitch. If you see a wrong, fight it yourself. If you are about anything, you'll take care of problems yourself and never feel the need to snitch someone off. Snitches are the lowest life forms on earth, right up there with biker thieves. This rule goes hand in hand with the next one.
Don't Snivel. Absolutely no one likes or respects a sniveler. Another way to say this is hold your mud. Still another way to think of it is, "Don't sweat the small stuff." Most of life's little inconveniences work themselves out whether you snivel or not. Keep your chin up, dammit! You're a biker, not some lowly mollusk.
Never say die and never give up. Whether it's in a fight, a debate, or a business deal, no matter how bad it gets, a biker never gives up. That's why you see a lot of wealthy bikers these days, 'cause they don't know how to quit in any element of their lives. In the biker world of rugged individualists, only the strong survive.
Help others. When a brother or sister is broken down by the side of the road, stop and help them. Even moral support, it that is all you can give, is better than riding on by. Remember life is about the journey, the ride, not getting there. You already are there. And don't just help bikers, show the world that we are better than our image portrays us. Courtesy costs you nothing and gives you everything.
Stick to your guns. Do what you say you'll do, be there when you say you will. This is called integrity. This also goes back to standing for something. Like the song says, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything."
Life is not a drill. Yeah, this ain't no dress rehearsal. This is life-go out and take big bites of it. You've got no time to lose and bikers don't stand around waiting for the party to come to them. You only go around once. Tomorrow you could be road kill, thanks to a chain smoker asleep at the wheel of his Caddy. Live life now, make the most of each moment. This is not a drill.
Summary
All right, now let's review. You are a biker, a modern-day knight of the road. Protect the weak, walk tall and stand proud. Your word is your bond. Stick to your guns. Don't take any shit. Life is not a drill. Now go forth and ride. When in doubt, ride. That's what we do...ride. If you want to ride around in a Day-Glo Hawaiian shirt and sandals, go for it, but if you intend to look like a goof, at least don't act like a goof. These commandments are just a few of the broad strokes, there is a lot more to being a biker than buying a bike. If you just buy a bike, you are a motorcyclist. Being a biker is a way of life, a proud way of life we hold in high regard and with a burning passion for the open highway and for life.
Now ride, dammit!
"Borrowed" from **Shyann wyldz~~Biker Babe**
Year of the Dragon
