I never put sugar in my coffee,and if you try to things won't end well. I wear sunglasses regardless of the sun, cause i got swagger like that. I love dogs. I love fast cars. I love Rockstar. I can drink it all day long. I love my accent. You will too when you hear it. I hate dating retarded girls but I like to take advantage of 'em though. I know what you're gonna say before you open your mouth. I love music. I hate being pushed into commitments. I hate smoking...except when i like it. I love one night stands. But not the free clinic. So no one niters. Unless you're hot and don't have the AIDS. I love my job but I hate bad breath. If I dont kiss you figure it out! I love sleeping, eating and driving but I'm not gaining any weight. Thanks for the awesome DNA mom and dad. If you haven't noticed, I'm not like everybody else. I know you dont believe me but I dont care. If you're lucky, I'll keep you around long enough for you to find out just how true that is.


I'm only here cause my lady told me if i joined she'd bust the windows out my car or some such nonsense and her Ike Turner tendencies make me hot.