***Please don't try to add me as a friend if I don't know you and you don't plan on sending me a message***AIM- SckWthAprehnsion Im a sarcastic asshole. Im your worst nightmare. Im your best bet. Im your mother's dream. Im everything that you never knew you always wanted***********. *Dont ever ask me a question that you dont really want the answer to. I wont pretend to be your best friend. I wont try to impress you. I will be one of the biggest dorks you know-and I will do it proudly. I wont try and hold a conversation with you if I dont find you interesting. I dont need any more people creating drama in my life. Im a great kisser, but you will probably never get to find that out first hand. I am very picky-in every aspect. I drink more than I should. I can argue like a muthafuck-and always up for a good battle. I am full of forgiveness. ************************************************************~Ive been burned more than once and I dont think much of trust~Lost and hurt and bone thin from the love that's been starved~I wont cast the first stone, but I will leave a lasting impression~I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any girl you'll ever meet~I smile like a saint, but curse like a sailor~I am fairly agile~I will remember to keep your beer as full as mine, and to say cheers~I will drink for the fun and sing for the taste~I am so resilient -I recover quickly~I commit irreversible sins~I am flawed, but I am cleaning up so well~To my friends: Ive got no place to go until the day you die~I have sinned; Ive done it before and I'll do it again~Call me a safe bet, Im betting Im not~I'm learning to accept that all good things must come to an end~I've got a bad case of broken heart~Temporarily alright~I'm a sucker for anything acoustic~My ears are bleeding for want of words~I will carry you, on a broken back and blown out knees~Lie to me and I wouldnt piss to put you out~My heart is on my sleeve; Wear it like a bruise or blackeye~Living like life's going out of style~Kissable and quiet~You could slit my throat, And with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt~I promise that I won't settle for less~I'm dying to look smooth with my tattoos, but I'm searching just like everyone, could be anyone~