Drunkin billiards is a art.
It is the ability to see straight lines even if your not able to walk in one.
It is the ability to decipher wich one of the three cue balls is the real one.
It is the ability to focus on the game and not every piece of ass that walks by as you take your shot.
Its the ability to have fun at something even when your losing.
Playing Drunkin Billiards is truly the yoga of the alcoholic
