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I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH PEOPLE CAUSE ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE GOES TO JAIL
And dont worry im not telling not to do it im just telling ya how it needs to be done....
The other night me and quite a few friends were out drinking..... Alot....Alot more than neccecary. What can i say it was a tuesday theres nothing else to do. Anywho right around 3am maybe quarter to 2 i dont know i was fucked up I step outside the bar for some fresh air and to welcome another of my accociates who was arriving fashonably after work good guy. For privacy sake we will call him Dick Richardson TEEHEEHEE, while waiting i squint with troubled vision across the street and what do i see... Yep Hookers But then i look across the other way and i shit you not there is a metropolitan police dept occifer eyeballing the bar waiting for the drunk fuckers like myself to get in the car and drive. Asshole. So as my Little Dicky pulls into the right spot i say hey Dick whats up and then i ease him into the situation. Your all perverted... So we all huddle around dick in a big circle full jerks and assholes. And cum up with a plan.
So about thirty minutes later little dicky goes flying out the back door, With voices in the background saying stay out of our rear ya dick or we will beat till you cant stand erect stumbling to his car fumbling his keys and spitting up the occasional random fluid dicky finally makes it to the car opens his door and sits and just as he goes to put the keys in red and blues all he can see. SIR WERE GUNNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF YER CAR. Says the occifer oh oj say Dick HMM Mr. Dick Dixon or is Richard Dixon Oh wait i remember Dick Richardson, YOU BEEN DRINKING A LITTLE TONIGHT THERE SIR? em nooo Im as Slobler judge, i have had less then a small child after seeing mama kissin santa clause, telling his dad, then watching his dad beet the shit out his ma. GO AHEAD AND WALK THIS LINE. there a perfect line. TOUCH YOUR NOSE AND HOP ON ONE FOOT. there any other ways you would like me to publicly embarass myselff? JUST BREATH INTO THE DAM TUBE.......0.0 IMPOSSIBLY THERE IS NOW WAY THAT YOUR SOBER. Just then the cop looks around to notice that the parking lot has cleared and theres not but a hooker and a vial a crack in site.
Dick turns to the occifer and says "Nope im not drunk, Im the designated distraction".
Stay thirsty my friends
