There are some things that maybe one shouldn't mix. Like watching an episode of He-Man and an episode of ER before going to bed.
So Dr. He-Man
(yes, wearing his normal little outfit, just add a white coat and stethoscope),
noticed these creatures. They sorta looked like big pink log-shaped blogs. (Or, for the sexaholics, sorta like the vibrator in the opening scene of "Not Another Teen Movie.") Dr. He-Man realized that they lived and died on an exact schedule, like exactly six months or something. And they died in the order they were born. So he went to the oldest one and took out its heart just before it was supposed to die. It dies, but the heart keeps beating. So he takes all the hearts from the whole heard and goes back to the hospital with them.
"Heart transplants for everyone today!"
Some of the hearts were a little to big, so Dr. He-Man grabbed them and squeezed them down to size so that they'd fit.
Nurse Teela told him after the surgeries, "You know, Dr. He-Man, you don't have to save everyone in one day. You're making the rest of us look bad."
Like I said... there are just some things that one shouldn't mix before bed!
