HELLO THERE EARTHLING!!!!! My name is Juan & for those of you that don't know, Juan in English is actually John. (Small fact you should know). But Don Juan sounds MUCH better, cause it's sexier, LOL. There's TONS of jokes that can be done because of my name. But on a different note. I'm HISPANIC or ( "Mexican" ) if that's what you usually say. Most people think right away I'm Native American Indian, :P . BUT I"M NOT!!!!!!..... ANYWAYS!!!!! Somethings you should know. DON"T, I repeat, DON"T feel offended if I don't "Friend Request" you. I'm not here to get 30,000 people for friends. I don't want to friend EVERY single person I visit or visits me. I only want to accept people that actually want to be friends. I usually only ask Friend Request if I think your BEYOND awesome or if you ask me for a Friend Request. I'll most likely accept you, cause you made a effort of maybe we could be future friends or you actually think I'm interesting enough, which I'm flattered, lol. Basically, I leave it up to you. Not me, but you. DO YOU want to be friends with me???
HHhmmm.........What I can I say?......Well I am going to be a EXTREMELY RICH & Famously known POWERFULL person in the future,muwhahaha, muwhahaha. No, SERIOUSLY.lol,ha. But that's my goal in life & that's where I hope it will end up sometime. I think I'm unique in a way & have lots of different characters put together. I seem to never have anything to say, even though I've been everywhere & have a much BIGGER background than most individuals that I know. I guess I just suck at forming sentences & starting converstations, lol. But I want to be a ROCKSTAR, that's pretty much my cream dream. To let you know a little bit about my town. I live in a awesome little town called KAUKAUNA. (Other towns around us say our town STINKS!!!!!,Literally)-those Mother #*CKer's,lol.) I wanna move to Chicago, but that's put to the side. I HOPE, I said HOPE to move to Milwaukee at some point, but procrastination ALWAYS has me by the balls. Pizza Shuttle & The Rave in Milwaukee RULE!!!!!!! I LOVE ENTERTAINMENT. I love things that entertain people & brings joy. My "LIFE GOAL" is I'm Gonna own my own Concert Venue in the future. A Restaurant/Theater/concert venue & amongst other things to it. We need to some how make sure that downloading doesn't completely ruin the future of music. Then most bands will be like, "SCREW it, why bother, their just gonna end up downloading our stuff, why even tour?". I hope to FIX that screw up that downloading has caused & bring back "LIVE VISUALS" to your eyes. I'm a CONCERT JUNKIE & my experiences of hundreds of shows I've seen will help build a fun & more awesome concert experience for people so that music & concerts can live on!!!!!! I don't usually like to brag, but I think I've seen close to 500 shows or more, I don't know, I lost count, lol.
(ARE YOUR EYES BURNING YET???!!!)
I have other projects that I would also like to do, such as Merchandise marketing, some cool inventions in mind, An internet cartoon series & other projects. Hmm, what else? I'm a HUGE HUGE PROCRASTINATOR. Probably a reason why I'm not a Rockstar right now,lol. I'd like to create a cartoon series.(More for Internet, rather than on TV). I'm a sucker for TV informertials. I'm a HUGE toy collecter(Lots of McFarlane products) & all sorts of junk.
(ARE YOU STILL READING ALL THESE GAYS THINGS I'M MENTIONING TO YOU???!!!) I go to CONCERTS "ALL THE TIME". I LOVE to meet bands & have pictures taken with them & get LOTS of autographs. SO far I'v met almost every band I ever wanted to meet.It's a FUN hobbie & I recommend it for EVERYONE!!!!. Support MUSIC!!! I guess it's an EXTREME hobby of mine, which takes LOTS of dedication & thousands of miles of driving & thousands of hours being used & thousands of dollars involved. Going to over 300 shows in a 3-4 yr span is pretty dam good I think.lol.
(ARE YOU STILL READING????!!! I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T HANGED YOURSELF)-(GIVE YOURSELF A HAND OF APPLAUSE!!!!) I like to do art,I'm Not the best,but I'd say for sure I DON'T SUCK!!!! I have a huge creativity for ideas. I try to live "LIFE TO THE FULLEST".If I were to die tomorrow, then I know I lived an AWESOME & fulfilling life in such a short time. I'm a EXTREMELY SHY person. Let me repeat that, "EXTREMELY SHY" person. I'm not much of a approacher at all. I guess I'm more of a "OBSERVER". I like to just watch & hear what's going on, instead of trying to ruin the moment. I guess I stick out. Everyone seems to know me from someway or another. I'm pretty much at EVERY show at EVERY place.
(ARE YOU STILL READING? DAM your GOOD, I'm IMPRESSED). (USELESS FACTS about me, if you even care) I was born in El Paso,Texas on April 27th, 1985, I've lived in California, New Mexico & now here in Wisconsin & Illinois is my next step. CHICAGO, Hell Yeah!!!!!!! Texas:1 year***California:9 years***New Mexico:3 years***Wisconsin:10 years so far. Moved to WI in 1998. I went to the Fox Valley Technical College for MARKETING.That was my favorite subject. I played lots of sports at a younger age: soccer 2 times, baseball 4 times & Football 4 times. I've had many animals in my life. I love ALL animals, but I'm mainly into reptiles, specifically iguanas. I'm a musician. I LOVE to play everything if I ca. I have 8 electric guitars, 5 acoustic guitars, 1 bass & a drum set. I don't sing, I SUCK!!!.I wish I could sing. I LOVE to air guitar & pretend to be a ROCK GOD, hahahah. You should to. This can go on FOREVER. oh & I have dreads or HAD dreads. (R.I.P)
(PUT DOWN THE SHOTGUN, I'M ALMOST FINISHED)- My dreads are HARD & LONG & STiFF & warm@#$@ &,........ I mean,......... the dreads, of course. Uhhem,....... back to the story. I wanted to be a vetenarian since I was a kid, but my life has turned into a whole different direction. I love reptiles more than most other mammals & furry things. HUGE REPTILIAN FAN. I had 2 Iguanas & tons of other lizarards. Looking for lizards & snakes & scorpians was a fun thing to do in the SouthWest. Hey, those things were in my backyard & in the deserts. I hope to own a DEADLY 27 foot Crocodile in the future. Don't ask me why I want one. I don't know, I just want one. It'll way over a ton & can stuff a human in it's mouth. IGUANAS Rule!!!!, Hell Yes!!!!!!!!! .................Hopefully I cleared everything for you & that I didn't forget anything....(That I know of)