Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Christine!So this is me...My name is Christine NOT ChristinaI live here in Corpus, which is actually a pretty town depending on where you are and what you look atI spent the first three years of my life in Kansas, in a little place known as TORNADO ALLEY!I am an old fashioned bleeding heartI love pretty much everythingI believe deeply in forgiveness and compassionI'm deeply religious, but not in the way you think. A.K.A...I hate the players, not the gameI'm a college freshman nowMy current path is that of a Psychologist, with specialization in psychopathology.I LOVE wordsI work at Barnes and Noble. It's sweetMy boyfriend is Jon, and he is WAY awesome......and he has such a nice ass!I used to be one of the best classical singers in Texas, but I quit singing for no real reasonI'm the president of the Student Art Association...and I suck at artMy boobs aren't big, but they're still very niceMy ass is nicer thoughMy future son will be named Jonah. They only person I have to convince is JON!!I just recently found out that my hair isn't naturally straightI used to play the clarinet, and I was way good tooI love to drive so much that I don't mind wasting my own gasI have a cat named Calli and I love her sooooooo muchI had a hamster that passed away. WE LOVE YOU PIGGY!I am terrified of small dogs and balloonsMy favorite flower is the tulipI love diamonds! And I actually own some!My bellybutton is piercedSometimes I think my nephew loves Jon more than me.Sometimes I think my MOM loves Jon more than me!I cuss way too much...but who gives a shit really?I can kick ass and chew bubblegum....when I'm all out of gumI am laughter personifiedAm I the only one who thinks english is the most fascinating subject under the sun?I capture all that is enthusiasmI AM THE AMERICAN DREAM