Ok, yes, guys do screw up alot, I understand. We may pee on the seat that we will leave up when we are done, sorry. We will forever choose "The Game" over going to the mall or the party or your mom's, sorry. We do fart and burp in public places on occasion at the worst time possible, not always on purpose, sorry. We piss you off with the things we say, or do, or try, or screw up, again, sorry.
But come on, cut us some slack. Its hard to be us with YOU around, I mean, do you know how LONG we held that fart trying to find a "safe zone"? Guess what, there isn't a safe zone in the GAP.
Don't call us barberians for watching the game instead of wanting to go out. We grew up watching the game with our dads, then our friends, tand now with you. Its a very sacred bond between father and son for most men, please don't mess that up for us with nagging us to death.
And yes, we are screw up. Suprise, suprise. We have been screwing up since time began. We don't always get it right, but give us a LITTLE credit when we do. It will help motivate us to do better each time. No, we aren't children, but we aren't women either. You will out right ask us for a good opinion or kind words. Men on the other hand do not seek praise, but when we feel as though we have earned it, it's nice to here.
And for the single women out there, quit being so damn mean. There are things you say to your male friends that, maybe said in the kindest of ways, still cut like a hot knife.
We are NOT cold, dick weilding, mindless, one-trackers. We are humans and we hurt too. If one was to ask you out, do not say, "I love you like a brother." We are not your brothers, unless we are and then its just weird and you need to get him medical help. If there is a male friend consoling you over the pain of a break up, do not say, "I hope to find a man just like you one day." There isn't another man like us out there, we are ONE OF A KIND. If you want a man just like him, date HIM. Don't tell us, "One day you will make a very lucky girl so happy," when a man is trying to date you. We want to make YOU happy. We want YOU, we want to make YOU happy, how hard is that?
If you are still looking for a man, sometimes you don't have to look any further than that "Awesome Friend" you try and hook your girls up with. That one man that you search high and low for might just be the one man that catches you when you fall, or helps you up when you are down. We don't always have movie star smiles, soft wavey hair, or suave forigen ways, but we almost always have the one thing you need, Love. What if you are looking for your white knight in shiney armor, and you don't see us for the dirt kicked upon us by all the other women, tarnishing our shine, but never the kindness we give?
From a Lonely Knight, in Muskogee, Oklahoma.
At 10:52 a.m.
I write for all, for you, and for me.
From L.O.V.E.
