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| created @ 02/23/2007 01:47 pm |
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I am looking for entrys into the leader of the most repressive regime contest, rules are as follows
1) You must be the leader of a repressive regime.
2) You must have shown a sustained lack of respect for human rights.
3) You must have been suspended from the UN or other another major international organisation within the last 5 years.
4) You must have at least $1 Billion in personal wealth stashed away in Swiss Bank accounts.
It's a rigged contest (to make it normal for the contestants), so any form of voter intimidation, ballot rigging, vote manipulation and general skull dagger are fine.
1st Prize
Is a "donated" ex white owned farm of you choice in Zimbabwe
45 minutes with the "Pleasure girls" (contraceptives supplied)
A holiday home in Pyongyang with electricity and state run TV. on tap (1.5 hours a day)
A all expensive paid shopping trip to Europe with Mrs Mugabes on her private jet
A cherrytap big pimpin gift of your choice.
And your own personal atomic underground test, and yes you get to press the button !
2nd Prize
Two weeks in a re-education holiday camp in the good old The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
And a cherrytap big pimpin gift of your choice.
3rd Prize
Two weeks in a Zimbarbian detention center fighting off the other residents, followed by deportation (good for weight loss)
And VIC flashing hearts
All entrys in by the 1st of March
At the moment we only have 2 entrys - just where are those other despots !
Mr Kim Il Sung representing North Korea 
Mr Robert Mugabe representing Zimbabwe
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