Crazysane's blog: "Disclaimer"

The event is a Bososoku parade, and the goal is to break laws and piss off "The Man" in Japan. This has got to be the craziest, most hilarious video we've seen in a long time. It has all the elements of a Godzilla flick: crazy-looking monsters, lots of noises that sound like alien creatures (at one point we thought we heard dueling light sabers), and a lot of very excited people. The common theme of many of the cars on display in this video is a highly-pronounced exhaust fetish. Some of the pipes coming out of these mods are up to 10 feet long, none of them look very practical, and the car in the image above isn't even the craziest in the battle for big-pipe supremacy. There's also a character in there whose foreground dancing for much of the six-odd minutes of video makes for a second, very entertaining side-show. We can't hear the tunes he's cutting a rug to, though -- just the tinny whine of blown engines with displacements under two liters. Sometimes, Japanese and Western cultures clash, and the mods in this video are like a plaid blazer and checkered pants. Yikes! We implore you to follow the jump to watch this one, but if you're at work, you may want to get a conference room to muffle the laughter.

Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered species of flower? Have I ever told you that I would give everything up, just for one night to be able to lay near you, to feel your chest rise and fall with each breath you take, just to know that you are real? Have I ever told you that I dream of you often, I dream of you reaching out and touching my hand, simply to let me know that you are there, and everything is okay? Have I ever told you, How much I want to say, I Love You??

~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1.So many people think i am busy but if ya truly want to chat msg me and say stop everything else and talk to me. 2.As a diabetic and with blood pressure issues i do not always have the best attitude and ya may just need to tell me to STFU 3. I hate when people say one thing and do another 4. I have a memory like an elephant and do not fogive easily 5. I am a picky eater but eat a great many things 6. Patience is not my best asset and i will often scurry off if my attention isnt kept. I choose: TURTLE, MY EDEN, PHANTOM, FYRETYGRESS, HEATHER-F'N-TASTIC, LEOGAL GOOD LUCK MY FRIEDS :))

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

May OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART! MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART FOREVER AND EVER! FRIENDS FOREVER!

Creative Visualization is magic in the truest and highest meaning of the word. It involves understanding and aligning yourself with the natural principles that govern the workings of our universe, and learning to use these principles in the most conscious and creative way. If you had never seen a gorgeous flower or a spectacular sunset before and someone described one to you, you might consider it to be a miraculous thing (which it truly is!) Once you saw a few yourself and began to learn something about the natural laws involved, you would begin to understand how they are formed and it would seem natural to you and not particularly mysterious. The same is true of the process of Creative Visualization. What at first might seem amazing or impossible to the very limited type of education our rational minds have received becomes perfectly understandable once we learn and practice with the underlying concepts involved. Once you do so, it may seem that you are working miracles in your life…and you truly will be! By Joshua Sackett

Longing the longing I have makes me ache it shakes me to my bones I need to hold you I need to feel you but we're so far away yet we are so attached as if someone took my better half and ripped it away I can't not think about you I can't not love you you are too much of me inspiring me to be who I am you are my alpha and omega I'll always hold you near from the depths of my heart I love you always never let me go if you do I could die don't play with my heart its too fragile for that just now picking up the pieces don't leave the puzzle undone I'll give you everything you could ever want just promise to always love me sometimes I may mess up make some mistakes forgive me I swear I'll be everything you want and need so hear my plea and stay with me Written by Joshua Sackett

May you feel serenity and tranquility in this world you may not fully ever understand. May the pain you have known and the conflicts you have experienced give you the strength to work through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a sense of peace. A kind word, a reassuring touch, a warm smile be yours everyday of your life And may you give these gifts as well as receive them. Remember the Sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who hate and let that love embrace as you continue on in the world. May the teachings of those you admire become a part of you, so that you may call upon them when needed. Remember those whose lives you have touched, and whom have touched yours. they will always be apart of you. Even if the encounters were less than you have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than the form. May you not become so concerned with materialistic matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see the beauty and love around you. Realize each person has limitless abilities, but each of us are different in our own way. What you feel you lack in one regard, may become compensated for another. What you feel you lack in the present may become your strength in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find your inner strength to determine your worth in yourself. And not dependant on another's judgments of your accomplishments Written by Joshua Sackett This i was writing because sometimes people tend to give up hope and take the easy way out. I know i am there for others and yet being human I to need to sometimes be told how worthy i am and how much yall care for me. What i also know is i do not have to have others make me feel worthy. Eventually all feelings come and go and yet the hurts are the ones i see the most as they have become the most common in my life. It doesnt mean i dont see the goodness and the positives in my life as well. Today and the past few days i have been speaking with one person in particular and what i have found is i loke this person alot and wish that things could be worked out but it seems as tho those things worth fighting for are too much and they just shared they will be there but wont put any effort into it. I dont understand and hope others may pull me aside and share with me what they know or that you simply leave me a comment here. This is of course my first blog and i hope that it is read and acknowledged.Thanks for listening.