49 Year Old
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Male
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From Longview, TX·
Joined on July 1, 2007
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Born on January 4th
·1 referrals joined!
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I'm a straight male from Texas. I'm considered a tall drink of water at 6'3''. Nobody calls me 'Slim'. I'm complicated, opinionated, I've masturbated, regurgitated, I'm gilflurted, a little disconcerted and sometimes cornfrused.....but I'm rarely boring.
OK, sometimes I'm boring, but it's rare.
49 Year Old
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Male
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From Longview, TX·
Joined on July 1, 2007
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Born on January 4th
·1 referrals joined!
Interests
I find myself golfing occasionally. I ski when the water is warm. I play video games when it rains. I cook when I'm hungry, cuz I'm good at it. If the mood strikes me I like to leave town for a couple weeks where nobody can find me. I find myself drawn to historical locations,no matter how old or mundane. I'm fond of women, they intrigue me to no end. Movies take up a good deal of my time when it's dark. Classic cars are pure eye candy. I'm some sort of weird hybrid of Texas country and technogeek, it's complicated.
I do other stuff as well, I just don't have the inclination to write it all out. If I told you everything here, why would you bother asking me questions later?
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