Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...
Two calves that will never become cows...
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...
Twenty nails that won't hold a board...
A chest that won't hold linen...
Two tits that won't give milk...
Two buns that won't feed anyone...
A belly button that won't button...
An ass that won't pull a plow...
An organ that won't play music...
Two balls that won't roll...
A cock that won't crow...
