Here It Goes!
* 40-ish.....................49
* Adventurous................Slept with everyone
* Athletic...................No breasts
* Average looking............Moooo
* Beautiful..................Pathological liar
* Emotionally Secure.........On medication
* Feminist...................Fat
* Free Spirit................Junkie
* Friendship first...........Former Slut
* New-Age....................Body hair in the wrong places
* Old-fashioned..............No B.J.'s
* Open-minded................Desperate
* Outgoing...................Loud and embarrassing
* Professional............. ..Bitch
* Voluptuous.................Very fat
* Large frame................Hugely fat
