Desk Jockies
We are the warriors behind the desk.
Stains of war, paint our hands in the form of whiteout and ink.
We fight off starvation with ordering chinese food in the nick of time and rationing out our water cooler water in 8oz cups.
The threat of hypothermia is always a great risk for us , luckely we can protect our self against the FRIGID ARTIC BLAST of the air conditioner with hoodies and coats.
But we are warriors!
Scared from our battles, we quickly band aide our battle wounds, of paper cuts and the feared cardboard cuts, continuing with our mighty battle!
Not even the mighty war cries of the paper shredder can scare us away!
We have our obstacles such as jammed faxed machines and broken keyboards but we overcome and conquer our obstacles like the first person to climb mount everest!
WE ARE THE PROUD
THE WARRIORS OF THE OFFICE
THE DESK JOCKIES
